Buff Wizard | Lyric Video

I DEADLIFT THE SPELLBOOK. Strength... Intellect... Why pick one when you can flex both? STRENGTH IS A SPELL. Respec complete. Hit points: plenty. Melodic riddim dubstep at 150 BPM half-time: alien wobble, growling talking bass and maximum sub under a deep male one-word-per-beat chant. Airy female answers, robotic chops locked to the bass hits, dead silence before each statement and twin drops that get heavier every time. A tongue-in-cheek anthem for the wizard who lifts. Chapters 0:00 Intro 0:13 Intro (Roll for initiative) 0:32 Verse 1 (Robe. Tome. Tower. Bones.) 0:58 Build-Up (Why pick one) 1:16 Drop (Buff! Wiz-ard!) 1:35 Verse 2 (Plato. Wrestler.) 2:02 Build-Up 2:18 Final Drop (Level up!) Lyrics [Intro: 4 bars, half-time pulse from bar 1, tuning-up riser] [Airy female vocal chops] (Roll for initiative...) (Natural twenty...) [Verse 1] [Deep male staccato chant, one word per beat, light slapback] Robe. Tome. Tower. Bones. Six hit points and a pebble for a throne. Pale. Frail. Squinting at a scroll, That's the wizard that the dungeon master told. Nah. Staff. Sword. Sweat. Stone. Gandalf with a broadsword, cracking skulls alone. Lift. Learn. Lift. Learn. Every rep's a page and every page burns. [Build-Up: filtered riser, snare roll, airy female answers] Strength... (strength) Intellect... (intellect) Why pick one... (why pick one) When you can flex both? [Statement: powerful male statement, music cuts to dead silence] I DEADLIFT THE SPELLBOOK. [Drop: heavy distorted riddim, maximum sub, robotic chops locked to the bass hits] (Buff! Wiz-ard!) (I-N-T! S-T-R!) (Buff! Wiz-ard!) [Verse 2] [Deep male staccato chant, one word per beat] Plato. Wrestler. Shoulders. Wide. Socrates. Soldier. Held the line. [Airy female vocal, floating] Shame to grow old... and never see The strength and the beauty your body could be. [Deep male staccato chant] Cleric's on his knees, druid's waiting on the rain, I rolled a natural twenty on the bench press anyway. Sound. Mind. Sound. Frame. Same. Flame. [Build-Up: longer riser, chops stacking, airy female answers] Body is the wand... (the wand) Mind is the spell... (the spell) Train them both together And you cast it well... [Statement: powerful male statement, music cuts to dead silence] STRENGTH IS A SPELL. [Final Drop: biggest drop, heavy distorted riddim, maximum sub, robotic chops locked to the bass hits] (Buff! Wiz-ard!) (Lev-el up! Lev-el up!) (Strength is a spell!) [Spoken, deep male, deadpan, dry] Respec complete. Hit points: plenty. [End] #BuffWizard #RiddimDubstep #MelodicDubstep #Dubstep #DnD #GymTok #LyricVideo