Bathroom Candy | The Bryden Proctor Show

Bathroom Candy is the fourteenth episode (and Halloween Special) of The Bryden Proctor Show. Bryden breaks down the mystery of an empty candy wrapper discovered in a workplace bathroom stall, why nobody trick-or-treats anymore, and the dark truth about holiday drunk driving. Then, it's Baltimore County's finest: the mysterious man living in the sewer disturbing children. Then, the interview: Combat Night flyweight Dwjuan "Dynamite" White drops by on the heels of his viral slam knockout of Tyler Sample in Kissimmee. Dwjuan discusses winning a fight without throwing a single punch, cutting 20 pounds, training while working as a roofer with his dad, his French bulldog mascot Titus, and whether he'd fight Michael Myers or an invisible man. Also: "Tan Mom" claims she was harassed by racist ICE agents, a corrupt cop tries to steal a dead man's house through a fake contracting lien, and Bryden threatens to crash out in his costume. Follow Dwjuan White:   / dwjuan_1   --- Subscribe on YouTube:    / @brydenpod   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033PGJT... Patreon:   / brydenpod   Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/114ef8264/podcast... Follow the Show: Instagram:   / brydenpod   TikTok:   / brydenpod   X: https://x.com/brydenpod Bryden's Twitter: https://x.com/SillyBryden --- 00:00 Hello, America — What Happened to Halloween? 03:26 Halloween Drunk Driving & Lord Farquaad's Revenge 07:35 The Crime Scene: An Empty Candy Wrapper in the Stall 11:54 The Great Shower Beverage Debate 14:49 Mandatory Animated Classics to Become American 16:34 Local News Mystery: Who (or What) Lives in the Sewer 20:58 Unique Wiggins vs. The Baltimore Storm Drain 27:39 Dundalk Trash & The Quest for an Authentic Accent 34:01 Dwjuan "Dynamite" White Joins the Show 35:28 Breaking Down the Viral Slam Knockout in Kissimmee 37:22 Winning a Fight with Zero Punches Thrown 41:37 The 20-Pound Flyweight Weight Cut 43:23 Amateur Records & Training With a Day Job 46:52 Titus the Frenchie: Combat Night Mascot & Icebreaker 49:00 Favorite Movies & Fighting Without Glasses 51:40 Horror Gauntlet: Would You Fight Jason, Michael Myers, or Freddy? 54:43 The Origin of "Dynamite" & Shoutouts 56:40 Tan Mom vs. Immigration Enforcement 59:19 The Cop Who Tried to Steal a Dead Man's House 1:00:59 Bryden's Crashout 1:08:23 Outro #MMA #Halloween #ComedyPodcast