React Jury #7: 5 Subway Footlongs?!

It really was so hard to not make a fat joke but I stood steadfast. This one was a complete rollercoaster Good Lord -- Hi! I'm Wren, welcome to React Jury. Here I read posts from r/AITA and talk about them to myself for an extended period of time. Hope you enjoy! Original post:   / aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a...