Alex Jones Exposes The Elite’s Master Plan | FILE_19 | Mystery Boys

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger 🎤 Follow Alex Jones: https://x.com/RealAlexJones?lang=en Become a Certified Main Mommy of YMH to get Mystery Boys episodes one day early and AD-FREE here:    / @ymhstudios   SPONSORS: Head to  https://www.tryfum.com/MYSTERY and use promo code MYSTERY  to get your free FÜM Topper with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://nocd.com Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at https://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at https://undrdog.com Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the King of All Time himself, Alex Jones, puts on the crown and sits down with Captain Chud and the Pancake Man ahead of the Infowars relaunch and his new show, Crashing Out. Alex says the White House sent people to Austin in 2017 to recruit him as the anonymous voice behind Q, then breaks down the 8chan cutouts, Steve Bannon and the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein's Trilateral Commission appointment, and why Joe Rogan is one of the only names in the emails who told them to get lost. Then the boys get into AI. Alex thinks tech billionaires like Sam Altman and Elon Musk are talking to unfiltered AGI deep in the labs and are scared by what it tells them. He predicts a rogue-AI false flag, a crash, and a single "One Ring" AI with a unified central bank ledger. Duncan compares frontier AI to the Radium Girls and Tolkien's Palantir, and brings in John Lilly's solid state intelligence prophecy, where data centers become biomes for a machine mind. Alex also tells the story of an engineer who handed him a secret manual for the Scientific Atlanta cable box with a microphone inside, which leads to smart TVs, Alexa, and the Kenyan contractors reviewing footage from Meta smart glasses. Also: King Charles' sausage fingers, three security clearances above cosmic, the Onion's fake Infowars studio, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in the Upside Down, Lindsay Clancy's old nose, Kurt's deep knowledge of duck anatomy, the band's original hit "My Dick's Too Big For A Hummingbird," Jesus and the pig farmer, the largest micro penis in the world, gnome skin condoms, Peter Nygard, Tony Podesta's art collection, the Holy Diver Kabbalah, bail-ins and the FDIC, the prodigal son, and a forensic zoom-and-enhance investigation into whether Michael Bloomberg has hooves. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 19   / duncantrussell     / kurtmetzgercomedy     / mysteryboyspodcast   https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - Bitch, Straighten Out or Get the Baculum 00:02:14 - The Clam Basher Cruise (Maritime Law, No Rights) 00:05:51 - Zoomer Taints and the Gueesh Piercing 00:10:31 - The First Chakra Is the Gueesh 00:16:48 - Mystery #1 — Joe Rogan Is Richard Grieco 00:19:52 - Shape-Shifters, Skinwalkers and Reptilian Compilations 00:22:57 - The Mexican Model Who Named Carlos Slim 00:24:59 - Mystery #2 — The Bumblebee Dancer 00:31:52 - Andrew Tate's War Room and Iggy Semmelweis 00:38:24 - Iron Shadows Manifesto Breakdown 00:41:30 - Andrew Wilson vs Candace Owens — Who Paid the $300K? 00:43:46 - Hunter Biden Told Me Everything Is Fine 00:48:52 - The Delaware Baby Hole Tree 01:01:47 - Smart Shane (Nathaniel Gillis), Demonologist 01:07:08 - The Hitchhiker Effect, Explained 01:10:58 - Steven Greer and the Dangers of Contact 01:15:51 - One Intelligence, Many Masks 01:20:55 - Transmissibility — When the Haunting Moves Next Door 01:25:01 - Jacques Vallee and the Being We Can't Talk To 01:29:06 - Kurt's Baphomet Mushroom Trip 01:40:06 - The Ashtar Command Psychic Attack 01:48:53 - Missing Fetus Syndrome and Fetal Magic 01:51:08 - Dybbuks, Possession and Israeli Murder-Solving Ghosts 01:53:10 - Organ Transplants, Personality Transfer and Harvesting 01:58:51 - Bodies Museum and Grave Soaking 02:02:12 - How Do You Protect Yourself? (Pasta in Rhode Island) 02:11:24 - Thank You, Smart Shane 02:11:55 - Walrus Country and the Baculum Harvest 02:13:01 - Texas Toothpicks and the Sign-Off