Medieval Tavern Song - The Dragon Thinks We're Best [Fantasy Folk for D&D]

Medieval Tavern Song "The Dragon Thinks We're Best" - D&D Comedy, Fantasy RPG & Funny Tavern Music. Innkeeper: "Oi! You! Come here a moment. Have you seen the dragon circling outside the tavern? Yes, THAT dragon. The enormous crimson one. Apparently, some poor adventurer said 'Good day' to him once… and now they’re best friends. A polite greeting turned into presents, volcano picnics, rescued bandits, a mountain with their initials carved into it, and somehow a scarf made from phoenix feathers! You have to be careful what you say to dragons. Say 'hello' and they might hear 'let’s be lifelong companions.' Say 'have a nice day' and suddenly you’ve got an active volcano named after you. So grab your mug and settle in for the strangest friendship in the realm. Because when a dragon decides you’re his best buddy… there’s apparently no polite way out! And if you hear wings outside the tavern… Whatever you do… DON’T SAY HELLO!" 🍻🐉 🎧 My Music is Available Here 🎧 ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/arti... ► Apple Music/iTunes:   / the-tavern-song   ► Amazon: https://music.amazon.com/artists/B0GR... [Lyrics] I crossed the old volcano pass To save a little gold. A crimson dragon blocked the road, Magnificent and bold. I bowed and said, "Good afternoon." He smiled from horn to tail. I thought we'd simply part our ways... He waved. That should've failed. One tiny greeting. One little nod. How was I supposed to know? THE DRAGON THINKS WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! (HEY!) No, no! That's not how this ends! I said, "Good day." He heard, "Let's hang forever!" Now he's showing up with presents every week. THE DRAGON THINKS WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! (NO!) Please tell him this is all pretend! He's carved our initials into mountain stone... I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME! Last Tuesday he delivered Half a pirate ship. Said, "I remembered you like boats." I don't like boats. Yesterday he melted Every bandit on my road. Then proudly asked, "Did I help?" Well... Technically. He's trying so hard... Which somehow makes it worse. THE DRAGON THINKS WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! (HEY!) He saved my life like seven times! I never asked! He keeps inviting me to volcano picnics. He calls me... "Buddy." WHY?! I don't need a mountain. I don't need a castle. I don't need three hundred cows. I don't need an active volcano named after me! I JUST SAID... "Have a nice day!" THE DRAGON THINKS WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! (HEY!) No, really! That's all it was! One polite conversation! Now every birthday... Every festival... Every Tuesday... There's another giant gift outside my house. He knitted me a scarf. Out of phoenix feathers. How?! THE DRAGON THINKS WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! (NO!) Can somebody PLEASE explain? He's circling overhead... Oh no. He's landing. "HEY, BUDDY!" WHY DID I HAVE TO BE POLITE?! DRINK! The Tavern Song is a warm corner of the inn, where fantasy melodies and a shared drink ease old sorrows and quiet regrets, lightening the weight of long roads. 🍺 Best Enjoyed With • D&D comedy campaigns and funny fantasy RPG sessions • Dragon encounters that go hilariously wrong • Tavern parties filled with storytelling and laughter • Lighthearted tabletop adventures and chaotic quests • Bard performances about ridiculous adventurer stories • Game nights with friends who love fantasy humor • Any campaign where saying "hello" can cause a legendary problem 🎶 Style & Atmosphere ◦ Funny Medieval Tavern Music ◦ D&D Comedy Music ◦ Dragon-Themed Fantasy Folk ◦ Fantasy RPG Tavern Songs ◦ Bard Storytelling Music ◦ Humorous Celtic-Inspired Folk ◦ Lighthearted Medieval Adventure Music ◦ Chaotic Fantasy Party Atmosphere Question for the party: What’s the worst thing your adventurer has accidentally done by simply being polite? Did a friendly greeting start a quest, anger a dragon, or somehow turn a stranger into a lifelong companion? 📜 Concept: Medieval Tavern #MedievalTavern #DnDMusic #FantasyFolk #TavernAmbience #BardMusic #DnDComedy #DragonSong #FantasyRPG