Glimmernaire - A Destiny Parody (Billionaire)

PSN: LLLRINGOLLL |   / illringolli   This video is dedicated to all Guardians who struggle to maintain a healthy stash of glimmer... I hope you all enjoy this Destiny themed parody. It is my first ever video upload... and also my first ever vocal recording. (PS: It was recorded in stereo and sounds WAY better with headphones.) Thank you, Bungie... and all the members of clan Hezen Kabr Zealots! Lyrics: I wanna be a glimmernaire so freakin’ bad Buy all of the guns I never had I wanna be on the cover of Orbs Magazine Smiling next to Variks and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my gear with maxed out light Yeah, a different faction every night oh I, I swear Guardians better prepare For when I’m a glimmernaire Yeah I would have a fleet like Petra I’d be an extra-ordinary Armsday supporter Give lllRINGOlll his orders I’d probably pull a Browman and Gothalian And assist a bunch of newbies through raids that they can’t win Give away a bunch of weapon parts like here go infuse this Have the best dances everything from Tess Everis I’d give away my extra exotic engrams so You can call me Xur but without the quid pro quo Haha get it I’d probably visit where the Taken hit And blast ‘em from Saturn’s rings with all my OP sh*t Yeah can’t forget about me, Oryx Every time I raid Imma have my own theme music Oh every time I close my eyes I see my gear with maxed out light Yeah, a different faction every night oh I, I swear Guardians better prepare For when I’m a glimmernaire Oh ooh oh ooh, when I'm a glimmernaire Oh ooh oh ooh I’d be playing Iron Banner with Lord Saladin Best one in the match again The I’d compliment him on the legendary gear I win Use some Ether Seeds on patrol just for the hell of it Store in the vault, banners, beads and keys for later benefit And yeah I’ll be my own SRL bracket Tricked out Sparrow, making first place a habit I’d probably buy some heavy ammo and spread them about So all my clannies that I love can max their factions out And not a Guardian in my fireteam, would need to glimmer farm Exclusion zone like a bad scheme I know we all have a similar dream Getting paid through challenge raid Get your 320 gear and sing I wanna be a glimmernaire so freakin’ bad Buy all of the guns I never had I wanna be on the cover of Orbs Magazine Smiling next to Variks and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my gear with maxed out light Yeah, a different faction every night oh I, I swear Guardians better prepare For when I’m a glimmernaire Oh ooh oh ooh, when I'm a glimmernaire Oh ooh oh ooh I wanna be a glimmernaire so freakin' bad ----------------------------------------------------- Karaoke Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxOBq...