I'm Not Fighting That! | Medieval Fantasy Tavern Music

Six horns. Three mouths. Two tails. Black wings. A back on fire. And somehow this was described as a perfectly normal quest. Some battles are worth fighting. This is not one of them. ⚔️ Fantasy tavern music 🐉 Terrible monsters 🍺 Questionable adventurers 🎶 Comedy fantasy song If you enjoy chaotic quests, doomed heroes and tavern songs that take fantasy far too seriously, subscribe for more. Lyrics We marched at dawn with swords held high To slay the beast beneath the sky The bard cried, “Friends, our time is nigh!” Then something huge walked slowly by It had six horns, a burning back Three mouths, two tails, and wings of black The wizard whispered, “We attack!” I said, “Nope. I’m not fighting that.” [Chorus] I’m not fighting that! No, I’m not fighting that! I’ve fought a troll, I’ve punched a rat I once headbutted an angry cat But look at the SIZE of its burning back I’m not fighting that! The paladin raised his shining blade And gave a speech about being brave The monster sneezed, he ran away "I cannot best it. There's no way!" The rogue said, “There’s a weak spot here!” Then promptly vanished out of fear The cleric knelt down to pray He wished to live another day CHORUS I’m not fighting that! Absolutely not fighting that! You charge ahead, I’ll mind the cart I’ve suddenly got a dodgy heart The prophecy can kiss my— I’m not fighting that! The wizard cast his strongest spell It bounced straight back, not raising hell The barbarian yelled, “FOR GLORY’S SAKE!” Then saw the thing begin to wake He turned around without a break And said, “Actually… strategic mistake.” Call me coward, call me fool I learned one thing in adventuring school If it breathes fire, melts through steel If the chance of death is very real Run Just run [Final Chorus] I’m not fighting that! No chance, I’m not fighting that! You can offer gold, a magic hat A castle, crown, or fancy flat So raise your mugs and drink to me I’m not fighting that!