Doomed Groom Blues

Enjoy more songs written by trans-genre songwriter Steven Jacob Daitch available on your favorite streaming app. Contact: sdaitch@hotmail.com DOOMED GROOM BLUES Words & Music by Steven Jacob Daitch So many bridal shops So little time Spring’s on its way We gotta get those invitations out Wedding’s in May She’s had this little scheme etched in her mind Ever since the days When I thought love was all about G.I. Joe Damn nature’s ways Baby why go spoil a good thing That marriage has a way of ruining And all for what Some shiny gold rings Got those doomed groom blues Don’t make me wear one of those monkey suits How apropos Yeah you’ve been wired for this hot pursuit From the get go You know I love you babe You know it’s true So don’t take offence It’s just that I don’t wanna be married to Your family and friends Oh baby why go spoil a good thing That marriage has a way of ruining And all for what Some solid gold rings I got those doomed groom blues Oh baby why go spoil a good thing That marriage has a way of ruining And all for what Some solid gold rings I’ve got those doomed groom blues © Copyright 2026 Steven Jacob Daitch