I explain The Hobbit Movie Trilogy while choking down Arby’s prison breakfasts

Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Peter Jackson's The Hobbit Trilogy Movie Timeline to get out of Elf Jail. Hopefully they don’t make a The Hobbit 4. SUPPORT these videos on Patreon   / drjordanbreeding   OR YouTube Channel Memberships    / @drjordanbreeding   BUY some weird merch: https://drjordanbreeding.creator-spri... JOIN my mailing list: https://drjordanbreeding.substack.com... VISIT my website: https://www.drjordanbreeding.com/ FOLLOW me on Twitter:   / the_j_breeding   PERUSE my old work with Cracked:    • Cracked - The Jordan Years   Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding Director of Photography: Dave Brown Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Logan Trent Pablo's Instagram:   / phblua   Sofia’s Instagram:   / sofiamateoss   Dave's Instagram:   / deforestbrown   Brandon's Band: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4IDDd... Cezary's BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/ostrichson.b... Logan's BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/thelogantren...    / @drjordanbreeding   00:00 - Intro 00:39 - THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY 33:06 - THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 58:10 - THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES #lordoftherings #lotr #hobbit My Current Gear: Blackmagic Design Pyxis 6K: https://amzn.to/4yhbQt8 DZOFILM Catta Ace 35-80mm T2.9 Cine Lens: https://amzn.to/4gNGFi2 Hollyland LARK MAX Duo 2-Person Wireless Microphone System: https://amzn.to/46IkiWp Godox M600R KNOWLED Full-Color LED Light :https://amzn.to/4x0ClSr