Premier League Final Table Prediction

One week to go and all fans are happy, all dreaming of their best outcomes and all believing success will come their way. So I join the highly stupid game of trying to predict the Premier League final table and inevitably annoy swathes of them. With a fortnight of the transfer window to go and with almost half the division having new managers what could possibly go wrong? Chapters 0:00 - Winners 1:46 - Top Four Contenders 4:43 - The European Places 9:50 - Rounding Out the Top Half 14:52 - Navigating the Bottom Half 27:43 - The Relegation Scrap