Why It Sucks to Be Born as The Rancor

Experience life through the eyes of Star Wars' most misunderstood monster in this darkly hilarious journey from birth to death. Follow a baby rancor growing up on the nightmare planet of Dathomir, failing spectacularly at first hunts, and bonding with the mysterious Nightsisters who use these creatures as war mounts. Watch as our protagonist goes from apex predator to Jabba's personal garbage disposal, living in a cramped pit beneath a desert palace where disappointing employees become lunch. This second-person narrative puts you in the massive, clumsy shoes of a rancor, complete with face-plants into thornbushes and the existential crisis of having hilariously tiny arms. The story culminates in that infamous encounter with Luke Skywalker, where our hero discovers that being a five-ton killing machine means nothing when you're up against plot armor and a conveniently placed gate control. Why It Sucks to Be Born as The Rancor