The Most Ridiculous Demands Cruise Crew Have Heard

What American passengers have demanded on cruise ships, and what the crew did about it. Every demand here was refused, every refusal was written down, and every story closes on the real price: a charge on the folio, a confiscation, a privilege switched off or a flag on the booking. The requests cover cabins, buffets, bars, decks and, in a couple of cases, the route of the ship itself. Based on real incidents from cruise ship workers, passengers and public forums, with names, ships and details changed for privacy.