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How to cook water Hello boys and girls, today I am going to teach you my step-by-step guide on how to cook water. This is a recipe that has been sent down my family for generations, starting from my great, great, great, great grandfather, Sir Dablord The Third, the 18th of his kind. Sir Dablord is best known for writing his two-time nominated best-seller, The Bible. He wrote this recipe 2 days before he wrote the Bible in 1976, but unfortunately died 2 weeks later. Thankfully, this recipe will always be remembered in my family.
This is my great method on how to cook the best water in the known universe.
INGREDIENTS:
500ml water
The first step to cooking water is to wash your water profusely. Back in the olden days of 1983, many people were lynched for serving water that had not been washed. Many professional water chefs will spend up to 40 years perfecting this craft
To wash your water, you will first need a sieve. Pour the water through your sieve, and wash the remaining water by pouring more water into your sieve, which by now should be empty due to the fact that sieves cannot hold water.
Pour your water into a small bowl that can hold at the very most 25ml of liquid. Use a large whisk to scramble this water, and make sure that both the yolk and the white of the water are well combined. It is very important you do not season your water at this stage, or else everything in your life will be ruined.
Heat up a large wok to 248 degrees Fahrenheit, and preheat your fridge to 45 degrees Celsius. Heat a splash of crude oil in your wok, until it begins to smoke. Then, remove the crude oil to punish it for smoking, because smoking is a bad habit which can lead to cancer. Next, preheat your grill and fill it with 4 gallons of sunflower oil.
Mix 100g of flour with ½ cups of panko breadcrumbs and 50g of salt. Coat your water in this mixture, and place it in the grill overnight, letting the flavors get to know each other
By now, your water should be nice and crispy, but we aren’t done yet! Get a small saucepan and fill it with exactly 80ml of crude oil, 20l balsamic vinegar, and your cooked water. Bring this to a boil until your water’s crust has completely vanished, and there is no liquid left aside from water.
By now your water should be clear, tasteless and 100 degrees. Your water is now finished. Serve this water on a piece of toast
I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.
For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked AI in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room.
I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.
So first off I do want to say according to everyone I know I have extremely low standards at least physically. Never throughout my entire life have I met someone who I thought was so ugly to the point where I wouldn’t date them. I started dated this girl a few weeks ago and she is so ugly. Not unattractive but actually upsetting to look at. Her teeth are brown to the point if rotting out, she has an incredibly gummy smile like this not slightly gummy are kind of gummy but to the same degree in that photo. I hate criticizing her but It’s been boiling inside my mind and I’ve never told her this nor would I ever want to but it just ruins my relationship with her. Her lips are constantly dry and cracked and her hair is always tangled and dry and covered in dandruff. She always smells as well and has extremely poor hygiene and her body isn’t attractive, she has a borderline humpback and is obese which alone weight doesn’t really matter to me but on top of all of this it doesn’t help. Being around her makes me physically nauseous and I cannot go on being with her. I really want to leave her and I feel so horrible leaving someone for their looks but there’s a line to the point where I physically cannot be around someone.
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