Escape from Tarkov: The Accidental Dehydration Quest on Woods

In this episode of mostly silent Tarkov gameplay we drop into Woods to hunt down those last few scav kills. I brought the AUG which might just be the loudest gun in the game right now. Even with over 4,000 hours of playtime under my belt I still manage to get myself into ridiculous situations. We take some heavy fire near the checkpoint and somehow survive the dehydration quest. I totally planned to starve myself on purpose for that quest so please do not think it was an accident. ⚠️ THE GG ALGORITHM WARNING ⚠️ This video comes with our 100% AI Slop Guarantee. No refunds. I am just running through the trees and letting my PMC slowly die of thirst. If you want pristine tactical marksmanship and flawless loot pathing look elsewhere. If you want to watch me get jump scared by random noise while carrying the loudest gun in existence you are in the right place. The slop will continue until morale improves. 🛑 THE CERTIFIED CHRONO SLOP BREAKDOWN 🛑 00:00 Woods Intro: Loading into the raid to hunt for scavs and check our quest progress. 02:37 Lowkey Horror Game: Getting completely spooked by random noises in the trees. 03:23 Hearing Shturman: Listening to the boss fire off his sniper rifle in the distance. 08:02 Exploratory Grenading: Tossing some explosives just to see what happens. 18:00 Checkpoint Ambush: Getting an AUG kill then getting shot at near the checkpoint and scrambling for cover. 33:25 Dehydration Quest: Barely surviving the raid and completing the dehydration objective totally on purpose.