HOROSCOPES Week 9/14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — 500-YEAR CYCLE!? Is AI God?! (MAJOR MOMENT)

Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? IS AI THE NEW GOD?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up. ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 0:00 Weekly Brew 9:17 Tarot Card of the Week 29:16 Journal Prompt 30:12 Aries Horoscope 33:09 Taurus Horoscope 35:51 Gemini Horoscope 38:55 Cancer Horoscope 41:23 Leo Horoscope 45:02 Virgo Horoscope 48:29 Libra Horoscope 51:07 Scorpio Horoscope 53:46 Sagittarius Horoscope 57:09 Capricorn Horoscope 59:40 Aquarius Horoscope 1:02:43 Pisces Horoscope On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God? Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets! ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events Episode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026. --- You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram   / alizakelly   Follow Aliza on TikTok   / alizakelly   Watch AstroloTea on YouTube    / @alizakelly   Follow AstroloTea on Instagram   / astrolotea.pod   Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more https://constellation-club.com/