A "Campus Simp Rankings" post went up on our college's anonymous forum, and I took the top spot.

A "Campus Simp Rankings" post went up on our college's anonymous forum, and I took the top spot. It didn't take long for someone to figure out who posted it: Casey Lowe, the prettiest girl in her department, who spent the past two years leading me on. I stood there holding the coffee I had just bought her as my roommate ran up, waving his phone. "Shane! You've done all that stuff for Casey, and now she's trashing you on the forum!" I texted Casey, but she blocked my number. Then she messaged me from a different account and had the nerve to ask me to put together a PowerPoint for her. I scoffed and typed back, [I'm busy. Ask someone else.] I was on my way to Casey Lowe's dorm with a cup of coffee when I saw my roommate, Garrett Phelps, running toward me, waving his phone. "Shane!" He stopped in front of me, out of breath. "You're still buying her drinks? Have you seen the campus forum?" I blinked. "What about it?" He thrust his phone in my face. The post's title appeared in bold across the screen. [Campus Simp Rankings: Losers Who Think They're Being Romantic] I was number one. Underneath were three photos of me: waiting outside Casey's dorm with her breakfast, hauling half a dozen packages to her building, and standing outside one of her classroom buildings with an umbrella, waiting for her class to end. The top comment had over three thousand likes. [That's not devotion. That's a guy who can't take a hint.] The next one read, [Isn't he an architecture major? He's always hanging around outside her dorm holding her stuff like it's his job.]#revenge #redditstories #redditreadings #revengestory #reddit_tiktok #askredditstories #relationship #revengereturns #reddit #drama