At His B-day Party I Paid For, My GF Got Drunk, Clinked His Glass And Announced: "This Is My BF...

At His B-day Party I Paid For, My GF Got Drunk, Clinked His Glass And Announced: "This Is My BF - She Pays All My Bills, Buys Everything, Follows Me Around Like A Pathetic Dog, But Actually Thinks He Loves Her!" His Friends Laughed & One...