Säästu Sass ja Säästu Sassi Muusa - Half-Price President [Official Audio | No Copyright]

Riigieelarve on miinuses ja uued valimised on liiga kallid? Pole probleemi, Säästu Sassil ja tema Muusal on plaan! Miks osta uus president, kui saame Soomega pooleks teha? 💸 "Half-Price President" on uus säästueelarvega toodetud Eurodance'i bänger. Presidendi limusiini asendab ustav Ford Sierra ja kõik riiklikud kulud on hoobilt pooleks lõigatud! 🆓 TÄHELEPANU SISULOOJAD: Kogu Säästu Sassi (ja tema Muusa) looming on 100% autorikaitse vaba (No Copyright / Royalty Free)! Võid seda lugu vabalt kasutada oma YouTube'i videotes, striimides ja teistes projektides. Tule ja jaga oma loomingut Facebooki grupis "Eesti Autorikaitse Vaba Muusika"! 🟢 Kuula Spotifys: https://open.spotify.com/track/534T5D... 🟠 Kuula SoundCloudist: https://soundcloud.com/eqverse-media/... 👇 Jälgi EQverse Mediat: Telli kanal:    / @eqversemedia   📝 SÕNAD / LYRICS: [Intro] (Spoken, with a megaphone effect) Listen up, people! The palace is empty! Elections are pricey! Why waste the treasury? Säästu-Sass has a genius solution! Let's cut the state costs in half! Let's go! [Verse 1] Look at the news, the state budget is crying, Millions for a new head of state, we are buying. Campaigns are pricey, the posters are tall, But my saving plan is the best of them all! Why buy a new one, when we can just share? Over in Finland, the president is there! Let's split the bill right down the middle, Solving the national economic riddle! [Chorus] Let's share the Finnish president, split the bill in two! This is Sass's saving trick, for me and for you! Two weeks in Helsinki, two weeks over here, The budget is in surplus, so raise up a cheer! President at half price! Sass gives his consent! (Yeah, half-price president!) [Verse 2] Why does he need a Mercedes and an escort line? My rusty old Sierra will do just fine! We'll buy the ferry ticket with a red discount tag, Monday morning budget cruise, it's in the bag! We'll turn off the heating in the royal estate, Put him in a sleeping bag, feeling just great. With a roll of silver tape, we'll build him a throne, This austerity policy puts us in the zone! [Chorus] Let's share the Finnish president, split the bill in two! This is Sass's saving trick, for me and for you! Two weeks in Helsinki, two weeks over here, The budget is in surplus, so raise up a cheer! President at half price! Sass gives his consent! (Yeah, half-price president!) [Bridge] (Beat drops to a heavy rhythmic bass. Spoken word) Sass's official saving tips for the state: Number one! Everyone brings their own drinks to the royal parade! Number two! The New Year's speech will be on Zoom, with free public Wi-Fi! Number three! The reception menu is only half-price clearance meat! And number four... market electricity is peaking, pull the fuses at the palace! (Let's go!) [Guitar Solo] (Fast and energetic synthesizer and guitar solo) [Chorus] Let's share the Finnish president, split the bill in two! This is Sass's saving trick, for me and for you! Two weeks in Helsinki, two weeks over here, The budget is in surplus, so raise up a cheer! President at half price! Sass gives his consent! (Yeah, half-price president!) [Outro] Pure savings. Why pay more? The Sierra is fueled... halfway! Long live the shared president! Sass out! (Music fades out) #SäästuSass #SäästuSassiMuusa #HalfPricePresident #Eurodance #ComedyDance #AutorikaitseVaba #NoCopyrightMusic #FordSierra #EQverseMedia #EestiMuusika