Episode 69: RHONY’s Moskito Island, Carole and the Kennedy Curse, RHOSLC Diss Track and Boss Dinner

t’s Kate’s birthday, and she spent it with us. Kate is back on the mic, and she brought the receipts on this week’s Real Housewives of New York City and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Bravo in the Headlines We cover Lisa Vanderpump’s new Vegas series and the cheating footage involving Jessi’s boyfriend Marciano, plus the Bravolebs at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Kate also untangles Hudson’s birthday-post meltdown over Ariana and Liam, and we react to the NextGen NYC casting shakeup: Rowan is out, Ming Lee Simmons is in. We close the segment on the Kristen and Luke breakup rumors. Real Housewives of New York City We lay out our theory about why Carole keeps tagging Bravo under her Epstein critics, and we brace for a possible Lindsay Hubbard crossover. From Moskito Island, we get into Daisy’s endless complaints, the “how do you make your money” lunch, Carole’s cursed watch and her Kennedy curse stories, and Sai calling Erin out for drinking too much. We also connect Erin to Deuxmoi and the blind item that brought the Pavit rumor back. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City After a week of RHONY, Salt Lake feels slow, but we explain the leftover plane-incident lawsuit tension behind this season. We break down Lisa and Meredith’s diss track, Mary playing judge and jury at the dinner, the cooling between Mary and Angie, and whether Bronwyn’s romance with Brandon is real. Conspiracy Corner John Travolta looked decades younger on the Cannes red carpet, which revived the internet’s adrenochrome conspiracy. We explain where the theory came from and why we’re not co-signing it.