Lies Your Parents Told You That You Still Believe

00:00 The "We're Leaving You" Ultimatum 01:02 The Empty Ice Cream Truck 01:58 The Illegal Dome Light 02:49 The Potato Farm Behind Your Ears 03:38 The Wet Hair Virus Hoax 04:37 The Curly Crust Con 05:34 The 5-Second Farce 06:26 The Goldfish Brain Myth