If Crash Bandicoot Was a AAA Game 2: The Death Collection

Every death in Crash Bandicoot is now a collectible card. There are 120 of them. Crash wants them all. Aku Aku just wants him to stop dying. CRASH BANDICOOT: THE DEATH COLLECTION. A typical AAA studio turns Crash's famous death animations into a 120-card collection, with rarities, duplicates and a seasonal event. So Crash, a completionist, starts dying on purpose: crabs, a tiki torch, a frog, a flytrap, a bottomless pit, Dr. Neo Cortex (who is not happy about it), a five-hit combo and a boulder in a Santa hat. Aku Aku keeps saving him by reflex. The last card is MYTHIC: Death by Old Age. Part 1, N. Sanity Live™:    • AAA Crash Bandicoot: N. Sanity Live™ 30th ...   This is a parody. Crash Bandicoot is a trademark of Activision. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Activision. #crashbandicoot #gaming #parody #comedy #aaa