Expiration Date but Read the Description

-Spy is censored for being French -Soldier bass boosts everything when he speaks -Medic.exe has stopped working -Sniper dies -Demo is a cryptid -Scout is incomprehensible -Heavy plays the USSR anthem whenever he's on screen -Pyro is gayer than usual -Engineer can only play more gun -Bread is from Minecraft -Pauling is confused ...and more! I don't own Expiration Date, Valve does. This is just a parody for the sake of making others laugh.