Disruptor Beam - Surströmming
Erik Von Falkenhayn
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Disruptor Beam - Surströmming
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Erik Von Falkenhayn
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Bought it from a Swede with a smile on his face
"It's a delicacy, baby" — should've left the place
One little can sitting cold on the shelf
Five years of fermenting all that hell by itself
The pressure's building, the lid's gonna blow
Hold your nose, here we go!
Surströmming! — crack it open, taste the doom!Surströmming! — clear the whole damn room!
One bite, one breath — I'm gone!
Sur-ström-ming!
My girlfriend left me, the neighbors called the cops
The dog ran to Norway and the houseplant dropped
But I filmed the whole thing for a million views
Now I'm famous and nauseous and covered in ooze
The pressure's building, the lid's gonna blow
Hold your nose, here we go!
Surströmming! — crack it open, taste the doom!
Surströmming! — clear the whole damn room!
One bite, one breath — I'm gone!
Sur-ström-ming!
It came from the Baltic Sea! (Whoa-oh!)
It's a herring's revenge on me! (Whoa-oh!)
Smells like victory and tragedy —
Sweden, what did you DO to me?!
Surströmming! — crack it open, taste the doom!
Surströmming! — clear the whole damn room!
One bite, one breath — I'm gone!
Sur-ström-ming! (Whoa-oh!)
Sur-ström-ming! (one more time!)
Sur-ström-ming!
"...worth it."