How Long Would Mario's Prison Sentence Be?

Mario Mario, you stand accused of breaking and entering, destruction of property, animal cruelty, kidnapping, and... more? You’re probably thinking, “Wait a second, Mario? Come on!” But seriously, let’s think about it. If his heroic adventures happened in our world, would you still consider him the star of the show? Or would he be just another name on a criminal docket? Copyright Disclaimer: Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted.