Holding Out for a Himbo- Chaste Treasure Nov 2025

Ladies Gwendolyn, Rosaline, & Enid sing Holding Out for a Himbo at the Appalachian Renaissance Faire of Tennessee in Nov. 2025. This song is a parody by Kris Coia of "Holding out for a Hero" by Dean Pitchford and Jim Steinman. You Asked for Lyrics, We answered: Where have all the good men gone The past has left me sore Where’s the grand and gallant man To rival Mighty Thor? Isn’t there a white knight Supportive and naive Late at night I pray my wish Will come true if I believe CHORUS: I need a himbo I’m holding out for a himbo Till the day is through He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be sweet With a lower-than-average IQ I need a himbo I’m holding out for a himbo Till the morning calls He’s got to have heart, And he’s got to be brave, With proverbial biceps and balls Biceps and balls Somewhere on the midpoint Between sweetie pie and jock Comes a dreamboat with the force To cause an aftershock Thicker than an oak tree And sweet as apple pie Who would want a Superman With a himbo by my side? CHORUS: I need a himbo I’m holding out for a himbo Till the day is through He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be sweet With a lower-than-average IQ I need a himbo I’m holding out for a himbo Till the morning calls He’s got to have heart, And he’s got to be brave, With proverbial biceps and balls Biceps and balls And when my day has totally sucked, And it won’t seem to end. He sends me pics while lying in my bed. Through the pain and the stress & bad moods. Through the work and the bugs. I know he’s waiting for me with food and hugs! With food and with hugs With food and with hugs With food and with hugs With food and with.. Aaah. Aaah. CHORUS I need a himbo I’m holding out for a himbo Till the day is through He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be sweet With a lower-than-average IQ I need a himbo I’m holding out for a himbo Till the morning calls He’s got to have heart, And he’s got to be brave, With proverbial biceps and balls Biceps and balls I Need a Himbo!