Ooze it! (Volume 1)

Yo! Yo! Yo! Dungeon crew, are you ready?! Gelatinous cubes in the house! Slimes to the left! Oozes to the right! Everybody get STICKY tonight! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! YOU LIKE TO... OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! WE LIKE TO... OOZE IT! Down in the dungeon, deep below, Something green is moving slow! No feet, no hands, no fancy shoes, Just a hungry blob with nothing to lose! Paladin screaming, "WHAT IS THAT?!" Wizard yelling, "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Rogue rolled one, fell on his face, Now he's dissolving all over the place! WHO'S THAT SLIDING?! (OOZE! OOZE!) WHO'S THAT HIDING?! (OOZE! OOZE!) WHO ATE THE FIGHTER?! (OOZE! OOZE!) WHO WANTS MORE?! (WE DO! WE DO!) I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! YOU LIKE TO... OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! WE LIKE TO... OOZE IT! Gelatinous Cube coming down the hall, Big transparent jelly standing ten feet tall! Skeleton inside and a rusty old sword, Even got the loot from the last adventurer's hoard! Barbarian angry, swinging his axe, Cube keeps bouncing, taking no cracks! Cleric says, "Guys, I think we're screwed!" Bard starts dancing — "DUDE, THAT'S RUDE!" Slime to the LEFT! Slime to the RIGHT! Roll initiative! LET'S FIGHT TONIGHT! Acid on your armor! Goo upon your boots! Everybody dancing With the dungeon ooze! OOZE! OOZE! WIGGLE THAT GOO! OOZE! OOZE! IT'S COMING FOR YOU! SLIP! SLIDE! NOWHERE TO HIDE! ROLL! ROLL! DEXTERITY SAVE! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! YOU LIKE TO... OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! I like to OOZE IT, OOZE IT! WE LIKE TO... OOZE IT! Remember, adventurers... Never hug a gelatinous cube. Unless... YOU LIKE TO OOZE IT! OOOOOOZE!