SSBB - The Subspace Emissary - Stage 13: The Cave

Read description first Oh, NOW there's a cave. Anyway, the Magnificent 5 find Dedede's Lair in ruins, but they find a cave on the back (and never bother to dig up the other trophies in the pile next to them). They end up chasing after Bowser, who manages to kidnap Peach/Zelda (what a shock) by using the Clown Car to the Halberd. "Somebody please tell me how many times they've been kidnapped already," Chris said. "Impossible. I ran out of paper counting the times," Yoshi said. "It does get stale after a while, doesn't it? Then again, that's the only excuse for Mario's/Link's adventures: Peach's/Zelda's kidnapping," Palutena said. "Heh heh, I only got petrified once and possibly twice if we make the Game Boy game canon. It's so nice to be a goddess!" "Sure, sure, you're amazing," Chris duly said. Elsewhere, Master Hand points at Ganondorf. "It's amazing how pointing rudely at people can convey so much!" Palutena remarked. "We should have had voice actors for this thing, now that I think about it..." Master Hand muttered. Key Notes: First Part: THE CAVE Mario and Yoshi are easy to control in this stage. Kirby and Pit are a little less better, and Link...well, good luck using him. Be mindful of that hidden door on the top of the failing ceiling. I bet many (me included) missed that one easily. Comments: Damn monster kidnapped the princess again. Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.