GEORGE WASHINGTON Was a TERRIFYING MAN?! | Norm Macdonald Stand-Up

GEORGE WASHINGTON Was a TERRIFYING MAN?! | Norm Macdonald Stand-Up 🔥 Get ready to laugh out loud with this hilarious comedy sketch featuring Norm Macdonald! In this video, the legendary Norm Macdonald delivers his iconic deadpan humor, dissecting everything from over-sexualized restaurant waiters to the terrifying truth behind George Washington’s cherry tree story. Watch as he shares his struggles with high-society parties, his love for triangle-shaped sandwiches, and a brilliant, dark twist on life’s biggest questions. You definitely don't want to miss the ending! 👇 Key Moments in this video: 00:00 - The Pork Chop and the Loaf of Bread 00:40 - Modern Desserts Are Too Sexualized 03:13 - Abraham Lincoln and the "Score" Trend 03:48 - George Washington’s Terrifying Truth 05:10 - Why I'm Terrible at LA Parties 06:21 - The Obsession with Triangle Sandwiches 07:35 - Explaining the "Big Acid" Corporate Conspiracy 09:21 - Vegetarianism and Going to the Rope Store 11:39 - The Risk vs Reward of Whacking Off 13:07 - What Happens Directly After You Die Thank you for watching! Please Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more funny videos! #NormMacdonald #DarkHumor #StandUpComedy