My Wife Announced To My Birthday Guests: “I’ve Been With Another Man For A Long Time. I Only...

My Wife Announced To My Birthday Guests: “I’ve Been With Another Man For A Long Time. I Only Stayed Married To You Out Of Pity!” I Smiled, Raised My Glass, And Said: “Don’t Rush, Darling. You Don’t Know What’s Behind That Door.” Her Face Went Pale As The Handle Turned.