This Motherf**ker Is About To Surprise You (this isn’t finished yet)

Personal Readings👉 https://bananachipstarot.com/readings Donations👉 https://bananachipstarot.com/donations Why “Banana Chips”?👉 https://bananachipstarot.com/why-%22b... About me 👉 https://bananachipstarot.com/about-me For anyone who is curious, my name is Chelsey☺️Pisces/Aquarius Cusper February 21st. Aries Rising. Taurus Moon. Banana Chips Tarot P.O. Box 114 Elkton, FL 32033 I appreciate all of you for being here! I mainly do love readings because relationships are messy, people are confusing, and apparently none of us can simply ask another human being what the fuck is going on. I find that more entertaining for this platform. Spirituality? Follow your heart. Worship a Cheeto. Talk to your ancestors. Wear an amethyst butt plug to align your chakras. Join a suspicious organization in the desert. That's your business. It's none of mine. Life purpose? You don't have one mandatory side quest assigned by the Universe. Pick something that matters to you and call it your purpose. You can pick another one Thursday if you want to. Money and career? If you hate your job, get another one. Learn something. Go back to school. Start a business. Marry rich. I don't fucking know. I'm holding tarot cards, not administering the Myers-Briggs test. We all die at the end of this. It's not that serious. You have more control than you think you do. Live a little. Entertainment purposes only. #collectivereading #lovereading #tarot #tarotreading