Stanning Dan: Outcast, the Musical Parody

I heard Dan is pretty fond of limericks. So am I. Welcome to the first -- and out of order -- installment of "Outcast: The Musical Parody." Posts will be uploaded at least weekly. #offendedoutcast @OffendedOutcast #JebHisWifeandTwoDogs @Jeb-2_38 #granniesgottago @GranniesGottaGo #russelldoesstuff @Russelldoesstuff1972 #dansjourney @Dan-Perino Lyrics: A New York poet named Dan Had one quite obstreperous fan She lived in a funk ‘Cause her diet was junk But she made a remarkable stan. Dan! Dan! Dan, the man! Had a junk-eating, obstreperous fan! A New York poet named Dan Had one quite obstreperous fan She lived in a funk ‘Cause her diet was junk But she made a remarkable stan. Dan! Dan! Dan, the man! Had a very obstreperous fan.