George Costanza's Greatest hits

Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza Classic lines like: It's not you, it's me I'm Cartwright You had to have the big sallad I'm an architect I wish there were pigmen Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back I was at the pool, there were shinkage Sex with the cleaning lady She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in My mother caught me, I was alone I am Costanza, lord of the idiots This is like discovering plutonium by accident George is getting upset Serenity now I hate the Drake I'm gonna need some water here You get in the mood George's answering machine Killing independent George