The Vampire Conspiracy (Extended Music Video)

Our evil plot just got longer. And now there's a part two (out on Spotify today) 🧛. ❄️ Subscribe for more novelty songs about the climate crisis, or support me on Spotify, Patreon, Ko-Fi: https://olifro.st/links Stream or buy my music: 🌨️ Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp, etc: https://olifro.st/stream Support my work: ⛄ Tips: https://ko-fi.com/olifrost/ 🧊 Patreon:   / olifrost   Find me elsewhere: 🌐 Website: https://olifro.st 🗻 Subreddit, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram: https://olifro.st/links 🏔️ Discord:   / discord   Of course climate change is a conspiracy Made up by socialist vampires to push policies A greener fairer world that's our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood We'll build clean energy to improve air quality Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed A well-being revolution that's our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood And recycling is a lie To make you go outside The night you take your bins out Is the night we bite We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees Stress is a pollution we don't want blood to clot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood Smart meters are a lie So you invite us inside We hide in hi-vis So we catch your eye (To mesmerise you) So now you know our plan to descale economy Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP Don't try to warn the others It's already too late The next blood we drink is running in your veins #RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #MusicVideo #Song #Humor