Better (Karaoke) - Kimberly Akimbo

Sing as Bonnie Milligan in Kimberly Akimbo the musical Lyrics: debra: when opportunity knocks when possibility calls take the bull by the h+rns grab life by the b+lls you gotta take the reins break the rules so you can make your sh+tty life better you gotta grab the good stuff before it’s gone ’cause once it’s gone, it don’t come back i met a nice guy at the dog track he was tall, he was greek he was possibly g+y he needed a green card i needed the cash we got married in passaic last may you should have seen the dress i wore it was haute couturе and it was all: beautiful debra: you shoulda seen the dress i worе yeah i stole it it made my life sh+tty better when opportunity knocks when possibility calls take the bull by the h+rns grab life by the b+lls you gotta earn a buck turn a truck all: so you can make your life sh+tty life better kimberly (spoken): so you’re married? debra (spoken): widowed, actually kimberly (spoken): what? debra (spoken): it’s a long story debra: i met a lady with dementia she was old she was sweet she was legally blind she needed a roommate i needed a room i was outta work all: she was outta her mind debra: you shoulda seen the rings she wore all: let me underscore that they were beautiful debra: she gave me all the rings she wore yeah, she thought i was her daughter but they make my sh+tty life better all: better, better better all: better, better debra: when opportunity knocks when possibility calls take the bull by the h+rns grab life by the b+lls you gotta catch a break hoo! sn+tch a purse hoo! so you can all: make your sh+tty life kimberly (spoken): this is your advice? to take advantage of sick old ladies? debra: no! not just them hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey when life gives you lemons when life gives you oh lemons oo+oh+ohh! you gotta go you gotta go out all: you gotta go out debra: you gotta go out and steal apples cause who the f+ck wants lemons?! yeah when opportunity knocks yeah, yeah when possibility calls take the bull by the h+rns grab life by the b+lls you gotta hustle hard you gotta muscle through so you can make your sh+tty life ensemble: legally blind debra: better! all: when opportunity knocks when possibility calls take the bull by the h+rns debra: grab life by the b+lls you gotta seize those b+lls! you gotta seize and squeeze those b+lls! you gotta squeeze and so you can make your you gotta make your life sh+tty life all: better sh+tty little life better you gotta make your life better debra: whoa, oh sh+tty little life better yeah you gotta make your life better you gotta make it sh+tty little life better {?} you gotta make your sh+tty life sh+tty life all: better debra: oh