Angry Birds Live Explained!!! (April Fools Special)

I̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶o̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶,̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶a̶k̶ ̶C̶o̶m̶p̶ ̶#̶5̶?̶!̶ ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶s̶,̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶J̶e̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶M̶o̶u̶s̶e̶;̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶.̶ Okay okay, not a lot of you are understanding this video and the subject matter within so I've added a transcript to the description below. Also be sure to check out pennypeachy's upload of the sketch for further study, because honestly not that hard to figure tbh -    • Neil Patrick Harris' Angry Birds - Live!   Featuring still images from the following streamers SocksBX - h̶t̶t̶p̶s̶:̶/̶/̶w̶w̶w̶.̶t̶w̶i̶t̶c̶h̶.̶t̶v̶/̶s̶o̶c̶k̶s̶b̶x̶ (nvm)    / @socks-plays   ROBBYDUDE -   / robbydude   [TRANSCRIPT] NPH: Okay, okay, so wait, wait, okay. I got a great idea, so I'm obsessed with this game on my phone, um, not like ah this but this and I thought it would be fun to try it here tonight, in front of you all so ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to give you; Angry Birds Live! Real birds, real pigs, real fun! So the object of the game, in case your cellphone still has a retractable antenna, is as follows; I place this live, livid bird into this giant slingshot, right? And I fire it into that weird wooden structure containing three hand-painted green pigs in construction helmets! Got it? Let's go! 1...2... ???: Neil, Neil! NPH: What? ???: Neil, it's Hamish! NPH: Hey Hamish, it's the director. Hey Hamish, what's going on, buddy? Hamish: Yeah listen. PETA called, we gotta shut this down. NPH: ...really? Wha-what could possibly be unsafe about this? Hamish: S-shut it down Neil. NPH: But I kinda got the perfect angle here, it's like right- Hamish: Shut it down. Shut it down Neil. NPH: Fine, Hamish. The Oscars would've let me do it. Hamish: Go music track. (Music track goes)