It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Green

(Inspired by Gretchins Warhammer 40k) Lyrics by BigTuskWalrus, Music made using Suno, Video made using Sondo Oi... You ever spend all mornin' fixin' a trukk, only for some great big git to drive it through a wall? ...Didn't even say fanks. I'z up before da sun comes out, Boss starts yellin', Boyz start shoutin', Fetch da bullets, fetch da squigs, Carry stuff for bigger gits. I'z tighten bolts, I'z patchin' wheels, I'z testin' things dat might explode, And when it works, da Mek gets cheers, When it don't... They send me first. I ain't got muscles, I ain't got height, I got one rusty slugga And a powerful urge to survive! It ain't easy bein' green! When yer only three feet tall! I'z loadin' all yer shootas While you'z takin' all da glory! It ain't easy bein' green! But someday you'z gonna see! Da biggest little git Da Waaagh has ever seen! Boss got armor, Boss got guns, Boss gets all da loot and fun, I get boots and I get blame, Nobody even knows me name! Oi, Grot! Come 'ere! Hold dis! Stand dere! Why'z everybody always sayin' "Stand dere"? Dat's usually where da explosions are. But I'z got cunnin', I'z got speed, And when you Boyz ain't lookin', I'z nickin' everything I need! It ain't easy bein' green! When yer only three feet tall! I'z loadin' all yer shootas While you'z takin' all da glory! It ain't easy bein' green! But someday you'z gonna see! Da biggest little git Da Waaagh has ever seen! WHO FIXED DA TRUKK? WE DID! WHO FED DA SQUIGS? WE DID! WHO CARRIED ALL DA AMMO? WE DID! WHO GOT CREDIT? ...Da Orks. ZOG DAT! Sometimes late at night, When da camp gets almost quiet, I climb on top da scrap heap And look up at da stars. Maybe somewhere out dere There's a world where Grots stand tall, Where nobody gets punted Just for walkin' past da Boss. Wouldn't dat be nice... Probably ain't. But a Grot can dream. One day I'll have me own big gun, One day I'll have me crew, One day some little Grot'll say, "Boss, what should we do?" I'll look 'im square between da eyes, And tell 'im loud and clear: "Go stand over dere a minute..." Nah. I wouldn't do dat to 'im. IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' GREEN! WHEN YER ONLY THREE FEET TALL! WE'Z BEEN KICKED AND WE'Z BEEN PUNTED, BUT WE'Z STILL OUTLIVED YOU ALL! IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' GREEN! SO LISTEN WHEN WE SCREAM! WE'Z DA MEANEST LITTLE GITS DA WAAAGH HAS EVER SEEN! WE LOAD DA GUNS! WE FIX DA TRUKKS! WE FEED DA SQUIGS! WE NICK YER STUFF! And someday when da Boyz all ask, "Where'd all our ammo go?" I dunno, Boss. Must've been... Da other Grot. OI! GET BACK 'ERE, YA LITTLE GITS! LEG IT!