Final Girl. -- Halloween Punk Rock

[lyrics] The lights went out. The phone went dead. Someone just screamed upstairs. Nobody checked. Friday night, the party's packed, Nobody noticed the power went black. Someone says, “Let's split up now!” I said, “Are you fucking kidding me?” There's footsteps somewhere down the hall, A shadow moving on the wall. The front door won't open anymore, And there's something scratching at the floor. I know this story. I've seen this film. Everyone's doomed And everyone's dumb. I'm the final girl, And I'm pissed off! Running through the darkness While the whole world gets lost. You hear a noise? Don't go investigate! That's how every idiot Meets their fate! I'm the final girl, Still alive somehow! Everybody else ignored Every warning until now. If this is a horror movie, Here's what I've learned: NEVER GO BACK WHEN THE HOUSE BURNS! There's a mask hanging by the door, I've definitely seen that thing before. The killer disappeared? That's great news! Let's walk into the basement In our underwear and shoes! The car won't start. The keys are gone. The creepy music keeps playing on. I hear a voice whispering my name— I'm starting to think this town is insane. Check the closet? Absolutely not. Hide in the kitchen? Terrible thought. I'm the final girl, And I'm pissed off! Running through the darkness While the whole world gets lost. You hear a noise? Don't go investigate! That's how every idiot Meets their fate! I'm the final girl, Still alive somehow! Everybody else ignored Every warning until now. If this is a horror movie, Here's what I've learned: NEVER GO BACK WHEN THE HOUSE BURNS! The killer's got a chainsaw, The killer's got a knife, The killer's apparently Got nothing else to do with his life. The cops arrive at midnight— Perfect timing, guys! They say, “You're finally safe now.” Yeah. Right. DON'T! SPLIT! UP! DON'T! SAY! “WHO'S THERE?” DON'T! GO! DOWNSTAIRS! I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS! I'm the final girl, And I'm making it out! I'm done screaming, I'm done running around. The monster wants a sequel? Tell him to wait in line! I'm the final girl, And tonight is Halloween! If surviving stupid horror movies Is a full-time job— #punkrock #punk #halloweenmusic #halloweenpunk