If There Are Ever Two of Your Dog… DON'T PICK ONE

ou're coming back from the evening walk. Your dog's on the lead. And behind your front door, you hear his tags jingling. You look through the letterbox. There he is. Your dog. Sitting on the mat, wagging. Same collar. Same little grey patch over the eye. Same chewed ear. And the one on the lead is wagging too. They're not barking at each other. They've met. That's fine. It happens. Usually on a Tuesday. This file covers the five rules: why you don't open the door, why you never say his name through the letterbox, what to do if you've already let him in, why you feed them both, and what not to ask if one morning there's only one dog again. A rules horror story about a very good boy. Two of them. FILE 033 · TWO DOGS Issued by the Office of Resident Guidance. Hold on to the lead. Both hands. CHAPTERS 0:00 His tags, behind your door 1:03 Rule 1 · Don't open the door 2:06 Rule 2 · Don't say his name through the letterbox 2:34 Rule 3 · Don't pick one 3:44 Rule 4 · Feed them both 4:29 Rule 5 · Don't ask which one stayed 5:12 One final thing All situations described in Resident Guidance files are fictional.