Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! July 2011

This month: Limited commercial interruptions on iMPACT! Steiner officially joins Immortal. Joker Sting mocks and force feeds vitamins to a crippled old Hulk. AJ gets his win back from Gunner. D-Von is a mega star. Low Ki wins his 3 way to move on in the X Division contract tournament. Winter and Angelina are friends now. Joe might be fighting Uncle Murda. Mickie conquers the entire division. Abyss promises to kill the X Division by ripping out Kendrick's heart. Daniels and AJ have a contract signing. Gunner is a heel. Velvet used to be bullied and now she is not. Karen and Jarrett are happy in Mexico. The worst mic check of all time. Will Mr. Anderson join Immortal? Yes, he does. The power of the belt! Morgan teams with Storm to form Beer Giants. Bryan is done with Joker Sting. Lynn is 48 and is better than everyone else. Eric Young never defends the title. The Pope lets D-Von get the win so he can fuck his wife. Crimson is first on the leader board. A scene directly out of Batman. TNA does not have their Bound for Glory series standings. Bryan is wrong about the D-Von Pope angle. His idea is stupid. Kazarian beats Joe at Destination X. Aries is not a spot monkey. Bryan would make more money coaching gymnastics than wrestling in TNA. Alex Shelley wins Ultimate X to become number 1 contender for the title. Austin Aries wins a TNA contract. Abyss reads a book - Kendrick wins the X Division title with a roll up. They steal the entire Dark Knight. Sting's mission is to put Dixie back in charge. Clowns in the rafters and another mystery network guy. Joe has no points in the Bound for Glory series. The Jarretts are back.. Mr. Rogers on iMPACT! Steiner is cock blocked by a clown. Tara and her spider. Jarrett decides he's going back to Mexico and he gets jumped by a clown. The clowns are evil demented and wicked and they beat up all the heels. Fortune are Sting's clowns. The final clown is Kurt Angle. Sting wins the TNA Championship and makes Mr. Anderson look like a geek. Sting does Jim Carrey impressions. Mr. Anderon calls Angle Sting's butt buddy. A 4 way ladder match for 10 points. Angelina accuses Velvet and Winter of being lesbians. Sarita suffers face injuries. Tara and Ms. Tessmacher are the new Women's Tag Champions. Matt Morgan wins and gets the 10 points. Kendrick needs Aries to beat Shelley. Storm tells the Mexican-Americans to cut grass. ODB and Jackie are back and get arrested. Tracy Brooks is also back. Kurt pins Mr. Anderson is a tag match. Angle talks about how Angle wants Hogan to wrestle Sting. Joe and The Pope are still losers. RVD is still kicking people in the face. The Network is thrilled with 8000 buys. Why the fuck the Network would care about buys is still beyond the Phantom. They want more X-Division guys on iMPACT! Sting is the new network executive and signs a lumberjack cage match. Jackie and ODB are upset about fake breasts. Sting lied. The absolute classic guard bird segment; one of the greatest segments in both iMPACT! and Bryan and Vinny history.