Classically Abby: 'I'm Not Judgy, Your Choices are Wrong'

Today we're checking out Classically Abby's new podcast. In this episode, Abby explains why she knows best what will make you happy, (spoiler alert: it's having babies and NOT having choices). It's hilariously hypocritical, factually spurious (see: investing statistics out of nowhere) and just generally infuriating. Hooray! Join this channel to get stompid emmotes (see what I did there)    / @emmathornevideos   Like and subscribe if you enjoyed! Website: https://www.emma-thorne.co.uk Backstage with Emma Thorne:    / @emmathornebackstage   Gaming Channel:    / littleduckgaming   Twitch:   / emmalittleduck   Instagram: @emmainashes Twitter: @EmmaTheGoblin Patreon:   / emmathornevideos   Merch: https://emma-thorne.com Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/emmathorne Submit suggestions here: Emma Thorne Channel Suggestion box: https://forms.gle/Xef8kpTzWLXAbtqGA Little Duck Gaming Suggestion box: https://forms.gle/yp2X2K5QoLtTMgyc9 PO BOX: Emma Thorne PO Box 78387 LONDON E4 0HY Sources: Podcast:    • Welcome To The Classically Abby PODCAST! /...   https://www.businessinsider.com/women... https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank... Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:06 The podcast begins 02:52 A "traditional" woman 06:17 "Modern womanhood" 08:46 What does she mean by Classic 09:53 Just good parenting 11:52 Abby knows how to make you happy 14:42 Rich people shit 16:29 Is she judgemental? Yes 19:28 anti suffragette propaganda 21:04 Meaning as wives and mothers 24:12 "Women are more anxious" 25:43 The hypocricy! 28:41 Made up statistics 35:22 Hedging your bets 37:17 Abby talking about lying, lol 39:16 Abby vs happiness 42:55 Having a career makes it harder to get married? 44:05 What about husbands?? 45:08 Let's talk privilege 50:45 Outro Huge thank you to my lovely Little Ducks, Giant Chickens and Colossal Quackers on Patreon! Bill Garrett Curious Quakka Jeremy Buck Kori Gailliot Samandme59 Sean Hamill Shaun Brown supremepotato 471 A very confused looking badger Alexander C Fairbanks Amalgam of Neuroses Andy is ducking around April Washburn Azku Baked Bads Bert Whitehead Brandon Brian B Brian McKemey Broos Nemanic Chantale Chris Davies cmd Connie Wright Connla "Chicken Maximus" Lyons Daftward Darth_Rondoudou Dave Kircher denny5252 Dr. Mint Dreffed Dylan Sweetland Elle Ephemeral Entropy Buffer FalcorTheGinger Farron Sutton Faye The Succubus Flash prez Bluewolf Flirty Imp Fulcrum GamingRidge George Bush GrayV Henry Curtis Izzy JadedJabberwocky James Crick Jan Bojarp Jason Runcie Jim Lathrop Jo Ro John Fry Justin Rogers Kent Woodward Kevin Levites Kiwi Satan Kristjan Wager Laughing Sisyphus Lizzy Gayle Lulidine Lynn Dobbs Lynn Shackelford Matthew Goderre Mattus McChicken Nuggetus Militant Agnostic Mordlex 200 Mr Cya Mr Smeeth Niamh Coghlan NINJARED NotMyselfThisTime Novaria Lebedev NPC Nullunit ohsosmooth Paul McGinty Peter Kyrouac PlatypusBear Quique León razbitom Red Ochsenbein Rosyna Keller RPGMP3 Sarah Chavis Sean Siliconself Simping on Emma Thorne SIRIUSLY Tank Lowe Tax Man The Shropshire Lad Thomas V Lohmeier Timbill Corder Timothy Avery Tracey O'Raw Valyrie Willow the Wendigo Zabbott Adam H Andrew Donoghue Antoinette Kimball Appreciation Ariane le canard Bethany Bill Panos BobbyZ Brian Breheny Catie Liddell Chris Hehman Cory Sen Daniel Kaiser Dave Wilkinson David Chapman David Murray Dennis Smith Elflay Elliot Bell faazshift Forrest A Hans Maverick Hellgun Ian Smith J Jacob Hicks James Dowinton Janelle Castile Jason Otero Jay Petersen Jean-François Dufresne Jeff Brooks Jefferson Ott Jen Kusch JennaSena Jeremy Mills Jesse Ingram Joel Keene Joey Beeee, fille du roy john.nospam.smith Jonathan Adao Joshua Schmitt Justin Schuman Kat Kuhl Keith Levkoff Keyas World Kirk Tailor Lisa Swanson malix Marsdaddy Melanie Low Meta Professor Mike Yocom OneStrapWarrior Otter Gentleman Patrick PaulM Peter Barrett Randall Asato Redman ReGi0s Rob Mann Roi Aknin Sean Wickman Shig Vigintitres Simon D. Thomas M Gallipoli Timmus TSET Tom The Not Quite So Brave As Sir Lancelot Werner Oertig