Bastads Radio Cymru - The Tan Lan Nonce Machine - R-Bennig #punk #cymraeg

Anyways here is the deal: Several months ago we listened to this 'C.Davies' (Its not Colin Davies from Bangor as he always in jail) who makes ai album covers and ai music. Then he got The Tan Lan Soul Machine but he can't make digital Northern Soul as you need like Motown people to do that. He took the piss out of Genod A5 as 'The Synthetic Sisters' and justs sits in his house preaching all day or a care home as Tina has fucked off. He collects rare Hot Wheels car and seems to have a grandkid he impresses with some speeded up toys. He writes pages about all his fake groups like lying they are on 45's or vinyl and when we asked the shops they not really pressed up. He got some YT strikes for using some old New wave dross and maked the punk rock records camp by disco dancing, which is funny to a point. He has the odd 'between the lines' pop at our label, but what he fails to get is we got no clue about music production, my sister can sing good though. latest is he does THE A5 GIRLS with a good picture of graff on the A55 tunnel..but when you listen to the words it's a bit creepy cringe. problem with men on line is if they see a pretty girl its not long before the curtains are closed all afternoon and he be wanking like a monkey until his cock is raw, and wonders why Tina fucked off? I dunno we should block him as he follows us but if he don't write for The Chronicle and review our records he be fucking useless twat from up the coast somewhere. If we leave a cmt he be delete it asap. We thinking he a nonce. oh well Emily K & Genod A5 Beth bynnag, dyma'r sefyllfa: Ychydig fisoedd yn ôl gwrandawon ni ar y 'C.Davies' yma (nid Colin Davies o Fangor ydy o, gan ei fod o wastad yn y carchar), sy'n creu cloriau albwm a cherddoriaeth gan ddefnyddio AI. Wedyn cafodd o 'The Tan Lan Soul Machine', ond allan o ddim creu Northern Soul digidol achos mae angen pobl fel rhai Motown i wneud hynny. Gwnaeth o hwyl am ben Genod A5 gan eu galw'n 'The Synthetic Sisters', ac mae o jyst yn eistedd yn ei dŷ yn pregethu trwy'r dydd – neu mewn cartref gofal, gan fod Tina wedi mynd ar ei hynt. Mae o'n casglu ceir Hot Wheels prin ac yn ymddangos fel bod ganddo wyr neu wyres y mae'n ceisio eu creu argraff arnynt gyda theganau cyflym. Mae'n ysgrifennu tudalennau am ei holl fandiau ffug – fel dweud celwydd eu bod nhw ar recordiau 45 neu finyl – ond pan ofynnon ni yn y siopau, doedden nhw ddim wedi cael eu pwyso a'u cynhyrchu mewn gwirionedd. Cafodd o streiciau ar YouTube am ddefnyddio hen sbwriel 'New Wave' a gwneud i recordiau pync-roc swnio'n 'camp' drwy ddawnsio disgo – sy'n ddoniol i raddau. Mae o'n gwneud sylwadau sarhaus anuniongyrchol am ein label ni o bryd i'w gilydd, ond yr hyn nad yw'n ei ddeall yw nad oes gennym ni unrhyw syniad am gynhyrchu cerddoriaeth (er bod fy chwaer yn gallu canu'n dda). Y peth diweddaraf yw ei fod o'n gwneud 'THE A5 GIRLS' gyda llun da o graffiti ar dwnnel yr A55... ond pan fyddwch chi'n gwrando ar y geiriau, mae'n eithaf anghyfforddus ac embaras. Y broblem gyda dynion ar-lein yw, os gwelan nhw ferch bert, nid yw'n cymryd hir cyn bod y llenni wedi'u cau trwy'r prynhawn a'r dyn yn mastyrbio fel mwnci nes bod ei bidyn yn ddolurus – ac yna'n meddwl tybed pam aeth Tina ar ei hynt? Wn i ddim; dylen ni ei rwystro gan ei fod o'n ein dilyn ni, ond os nad yw o'n ysgrifennu ar gyfer The Chronicle ac yn adolygu ein recordiau, dim ond twat hollol ddiwerth o rywle i fyny'r arfordir ydy o. Os ydyn ni'n gadael sylw, mae o'n ei ddileu ar unwaith. Rydyn ni'n meddwl ei fod o'n bedoffeil. Wel, dyna ni. Emily K a Genod A5