totally platonic - original phan song

bc 2012 dan i hope you enjoyed this awfulness twitter:   / amazingdogpie   tumblr:   / amazingdogpie   instagram:   / smiltonmilton   art tumblr:   / amazingdogpiedoodles   second channel:    / amazingvlogpie   iiiiiiiii’m really glad that you're my friend i never want it to end and iiiii wouldn't know what to do if i lost you id probably get lost too iiiii like it when we cook but its not a date because we’re not dating okay iiiiii like kicking your butt at games like mario kart 8 i also like staring at it… wait what i dont mind it if you ship us then theres more fan fiction for me to read its totally platonic nothing to see here its just ironic ya know that i cant take my eyes off him when he’s near i cant help it theres nothing to it even strangers do it there’s nothing to pretend we’re really only friends iiii will sad tweet when you're not around i cant help it i just get sad and iiiiiii dont freak out every time you walk in the room any way thats normal too iiiiii like your unintentional innuendos just don't pshycoanalyse that please iiiiii like pulling faces at you i also like kissing your face too SHHHHH ii dont mind it if you ship us then theres more fan fiction for me to read its totally platonic nothing to see here its just ironic ya know that i cant take my eyes off him when he is near i cant help it theres nothing to it even strangers do it there’s nothing to pretend we’re really only friends why’d you deny why do you lie phil and i are simply good friends so how does this end will you just pretend of course I'm no homo howeeeellllll its totally platonic nothing to see here its just ironic ya know that i cant take my eyes off you when you're near i cant help it theres nothing to it even strangers do it there’s nothing to pretend we’re really only friends you wish verses - C, Am, F, Am G pre chorus - F, A7, Dm7, G7 chorus - C, F, Am, G, (x2) C, Dm, F, Am, C, Dm, F, G, C, Am, F, G bridge: C, F, Am, G p.s. the ukulele character was supposed to be dan's brain it wasn't very clear okaysorrybye p.p.s. i haven't cut my hair it's just tied up lol sorry