Add to Cart - too much choice

Add to Cart – a satirical electro-swing song about a man who needs one bathrobe for his holiday. He opens the app and gets 67,000 results. Sort, filter, filters for your filters. A Bathrobe Pro Max with Bluetooth hood, GPS belt and a blow-dryer on hurricane mode. 40,000 five-star reviews, 30,000 one-star reviews, a 47-minute unboxing. A new shop that is the same shop. Six to seven hours later he's in bed with a siren in his head – and then: Blip! Swim trunks, just for you. A rubber duck. A 6.7 % discount code. He buys nothing. In 1986 it was one bus ride, five robes on a single rail, the blue one, and coffee and cake with friends in the top-floor tearoom. The video is a 1930s Art-Deco advertising world in sepia that the shop app bursts into, clean and candy-coloured – and gets fuller and fuller until it tears. Every line lives inside a thing: a luggage tag, the steam on the shower glass, a sign over an empty hook, a voucher, a till receipt that reads TOTAL 0,00. No AI images, no AI video – every frame is drawn in code (React + Remotion), written together with Claude Code and rendered on a home GPU. 🎵 Music: Prompt Your Dreams, made with Suno V6 🎬 Animation: code only – Claude Code + Remotion 🖥 Rendering: 16 scenes on an RTX 4070 Ti Behind the scenes – this was not one prompt: ⏱ ~9 hours of active work over 2 evenings: me directing, Claude Code writing the code 🎨 3 looks tested before the first scene – Art-Deco poster + shop app won 🔁 46 scene renders for 16 scenes, 4 full cuts, 130+ test stills 💬 35 written feedback notes from me – every scene reviewed and approved one by one 🧱 ~5,700 lines of code for this one video 🏷 90 sung lines – each inside a thing: tag, steam, voucher, receipt ⚖️ the shop was renamed 3 times until no real company had the name 💸 ~$60 in tokens at Claude API prices (covered by my flat subscription) Chapters 0:00 Intro – Blip! Clickensby's opens 0:20 No bathrobe – 67,000 results 0:41 Sort, filter, delivered yesterday 0:57 Chorus – Add to cart! 1:15 The tailor's catalogue 1:45 Bathrobe Pro Max 2:08 Not a robe with Wi-Fi! 2:13 The reviews 2:43 Chorus – Fluffington's 3:01 Bridge – overshopping burnout 3:18 Swim trunks, just for you 3:29 Customers also bought 3:54 6.7 percent 4:07 Final chorus – total 0,00 4:25 1986 – five robes on a single rail 4:57 Your cart misses you Lyrics: in the video and in the subtitles (CC) #LyricVideo #ElectroSwing #OnlineShopping