Alpha Males Will Believe Anything | Robert Kelly | Stand Up Comedy

Robert Kelly on being 360 pounds, alpha males, and the different levels of being gay. Subscribe Now ►►    / @donttellcomedy   Robert Kelly’s comedy is deeply rooted in his own life and relationships which makes it honest, abrasively funny, yet refreshingly vulnerable. He has been winning over audiences for years touring clubs, colleges and theaters, including repeat performances at Montreal’s ‘Just for Laughs’ Festival. Robert is the co-host of ‘The Bonfire’ on SiriusXM and was on ‘The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon’ and recurring on the Comedy Central series ‘This Week At The Comedy Cellar.’ Besides being a fixture in comedy, Robert played the role of Bobby in the 2022 movie ‘Fourth of July,’ Bam Bam in Denis Leary’s FX show ‘Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll,’ and can also be seen as Louie CK’s brother Robbie on the hit series ‘Louie.’ His other acting credits include roles in Unsane, Trainwreck, The Truth About Santa Claus, Maron, Benders, Nurse Jackie, Inside Amy Schumer and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. Robert currently hosts the top rated podcast “You Know What Dude?” found on iTunes and Patreon. Robert also co-hosts ‘Calta and Kelly’ with Mike Calta, as well as ‘Bone To Pick’ with Paul Virzi, both found on iTunes and YouTube. Later this year, Robert will be taping his special on December 12 at the Uptown Theater in Providence, RI. ROBERT KELLY ON SOCIAL Instagram:   / robertkellylive   Facebook:   / robertkellylive   TikTok:   / robertkellycomedy   YouTube: ‪@RobertKellyComedy‬ FOLLOW DON'T TELL COMEDY ON SOCIAL: Instagram:   / donttellcomedy   Facebook:   / donttellcomedy   TikTok:   / donttellcomedy   ABOUT DON’T TELL COMEDY: Comedy is at its best when there's a surprise! That's why Don't Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 200 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we'll set up shop, or who might pop in. Want to be let in on the secret? Find an upcoming show near you: https://www.donttellcomedy.com Your soap is a joke! Major shoutout to Dr. Squatch for making this stand-up series possible. Upgrade your personal care with 15% off your order of $50+ with code DTC15. © 2026 All Rights Reserved Written and Performed by Robert Kelly Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner VP of Production: Marissa Gallant Director: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer Director of Photography: Mark Davis Gaffer: Tom Atwell Key Grip: James Michael Douglas Swing: Jacob Friedman Cam Ops: Gordon Arkenber, Jesse Greene, Bill S. Pawlowski, Marlena Skrobe, Sancheev Ravichandran, Andreas Roalsvig Lead 1st AC: Sarah Alexander Sound Mixer: Maxwell Phillips Editor: Jordan Tetewsky Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows and Connor McGlynn Production Designer: Lauren Robillard Art Assistants: Cristina Pop & Lex Speer Graphics: Megan Hunter Production Assistants: David Berg, Christopher Celius, Colin Williams Show Helpers: Maddie Beecher, Cora Mayer-Costa, Jeff McBride Photographer: Alexander Mendoza Filmed at Montclair Mezzanine in Montclair, NJ #donttellcomedy #standup #comedy #weightloss #alphamale