GLORIOUS SHOOTAS (Ork Sea Shanty) 💥 Warhammer 40K inspired Flashgitz Song

Get ready to stomp your boots and spend your teef! "Glorious Shootas" is a rowdy, tavern-style Ork sea shanty dedicated to the flashiest, richest, and most dakka-obsessed gits in Warhammer 40K: the Flashgitz. While other Ork Boyz just want to be big and choppy, a true Flashgit knows that nothing beats a heavily customized, gold-plated, Mekboy-crafted snazzgun. Grab a pint of squig-brew, slam the table, and sing along to the ultimate WAAAGH! anthem. 📜 LYRICS 📜 [Intro] "Heh heh... look at dat dakka..." [chanted, growing louder] Moar dakka Moar dakka Moar dakka MOAR DAKKA!! [Chorus] SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! DAKKA-DAKKA, ROARIN' LOUD! BIGGA SHOOTAS! BETTA SHOOTAS! FLASHGITZ MOW DA GITZ DOWN! SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! TEEF SO SHINY, GUNS SO FICK! KRUMP 'EM GOOD AN' BLAST 'EM SILLY! WAAAGH! WE CHOOSE DA BIGGEST STICK! [Verse 1] We don't want no choppa, we don't want no fist, We want da biggest shoota dat a Mekboy ever twist! Barrels fat as squigs, recoil dat kicks ya back, Sounds like Gork an' Mork themselves are havin' a scrap! [Chorus] SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! DAKKA-DAKKA, ROARIN' LOUD! BIGGA SHOOTAS! BETTA SHOOTAS! FLASHGITZ MOW DA GITZ DOWN! SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! TEEF SO SHINY, GUNS SO FICK! KRUMP 'EM GOOD AN' BLAST 'EM SILLY! WAAAGH! WE CHOOSE DA BIGGEST STICK! [Verse 2] Mekboyz grindin' teef, weldin' bits wiv glee, Slappin' on more dakka till it weighs a ton or three! Flashgitz marchin' proud, shiny gold and bright, Spendin' all our teef to give da gits a proper fright! [Chorus] SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! DAKKA-DAKKA, ROARIN' LOUD! BIGGA SHOOTAS! BETTA SHOOTAS! FLASHGITZ MOW DA GITZ DOWN! SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! TEEF SO SHINY, GUNS SO FICK! KRUMP 'EM GOOD AN' BLAST 'EM SILLY! WAAAGH! WE CHOOSE DA BIGGEST STICK! [Verse 3] Other boyz want size, dey wanna grow real tall, We just want da dakka dat can absolute-ly slaughter all! When we pull da trigga, watch da bullets start to fly, Turn 'em into red mist—makes a Flashgit wanna cry! [Bridge] (One, two, three...) WIV DA BIGGEST... WIV DA BESTEST... MORE DAKKA! [Final Chorus] SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! STOMP YA FEET AN' RAISE 'EM HIGH! BESTEST SHOOTAS IN DA WAAAGH! FLASHGITZ NEVER GONNA DIE! SHOOTAS! GLORIOUS SHOOTAS! DAKKA-DAKKA, ROARIN' LOUD! BIGGA SHOOTAS! BETTA SHOOTAS! FLASHGITZ MOW DA GITZ DOWN! [Outro] WAAAGH! Original song, AI tools used to compose and illustrate. Video created in Vizzy io - ar24 template #Warhammer40k #Orks40k #SeaShanty #OrkSong #WAAAGH #Flashgitz #40kLore #Grimdark