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Red X On My Hotbar! - FFXIV Song

Xem Makes Games

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Red X On My Hotbar! - FFXIV Song

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Xem Makes Games
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42 просмотра · 1 месяц назад
[Verse 1] Logged back into Eorzea, feeling fresh and fine Ready to slay some primals, back on the grind Opened up my hotbars, stared into the void Every single button that I loved has been destroyed! Half my skills are greyed out, giant red X in the box My opener is missing and my rotation's in shock Did they rework my main? Did they merge my favorite key? Why is my hotbar staring back at me?! [Pre-Chorus] Duty Finder pops—ding! No time to read the patch Queueing with a main tank, what a bad match "Muscle memory's got me," that’s a dirty lie! Load into the raid… time to watch everybody die! [Chorus] There’s a red X on my hotbar and I’m in a high-end trial! Haven’t played in seven months, faking it with style! What’s a kenki? What’s a gauge? Why is my rotation dead? Don’t look at my DPS, look at the stack marker instead! Red X on my hotbar! Yeah, I’m running on prayer! [Verse 2] Boss is casting mechanics, screen is glowing neon bright I'm standing in the bad orange, blinded by the light Missed every positional, hit Midare on the move Healer’s typing question marks, I’m way out of the groove! Attempting to read tooltips in the middle of a raid "Increases Kenki gauge by five"—bro, choices were made! [Bridge] Pressing random keys now! (Mash! Mash!) Accidental Enppi! Fat-fingered Limit Break, the healer wants to end me! Backflip with Yaten, dashed straight off the edge, goodbye! Res’d back onto the floor in absolute despair I used to clear Savage… how did I end up here?.. [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] There’s a red X on my hotbar and I’m in a high-end trial! Haven’t played in seven months, faking it with style! What’s a kenki? What’s a gauge? Why is my rotation dead? Don’t look at my DPS, look at the stack marker instead! [Outro] The boss hit the floor, we somehow got the clear I got three commendations, man, the logic isn't clear! ... Seriously though, what happened to Kaiten?