Pokemon Rejuvenation V14 Paragon: Neved Gets Diagnosed with Butthurt (ONLY FIVE HOURS TO LIVE???)

Every single hour in BC, a trainer is violently abused by the mechanics of this game. 3000 trainers were rescued last year. For hundreds of others, help came too late. Hi. I'm thegreatest7354. Will you be an angel for a helpless trainer? Ever day, innocent trainers are abused, beaten, and neglected by the mechanics of this game, and they're crying out for help. Please. Call the number that won't appear on your screen, and join the T.E.X.N.C.A. with a monthly gift right now. For just $18 a month, only 60 cents a day, you'll help rescue trainers like Neved from their affliction of a hurt butt, and provide medical care, food, shelter, and love. Call, or join online in the next 30 minutes, and you'll receive a free copy of the Broble, right now. You'll know of someone who's been given a second chance (they were sad once), thanks to you. Right now, there's a trainer who needs you. Your call says, "I'm here to help." Please call, right now.