It Was Supposed To Be Easy | Funny D&D Song

"It Was Supposed To Be Easy" is a funny D&D song about the simplest quest imaginable: find a farmer's missing chicken, bring it back, and collect five gold. What could possibly go wrong? 🐔🎲 The Ranger tries to catch it. The Rogue tries to corner it. The Wizard tries magic. And somehow, one completely ordinary chicken keeps escaping every attempt. Then Dave gets involved. Before long, the party is chasing the chicken through the village, destroying market stalls, blocking streets, smashing through carts, and somehow ending up with Dave upside down in a cabbage pile. The Paladin has one very important question: "We are wrecking half the town to catch a chicken!" But by this point, the party has a problem. It's no longer about the five gold. It's personal. If you've ever watched a D&D party turn a five-minute side quest into an all-day disaster, this fantasy comedy song is for you. Because sometimes the easiest quest on the board becomes the one your party absolutely refuses to lose. 🐔⚔️😂 🎲 Perfect for fans of: • Dungeons & Dragons and chaotic tabletop RPG sessions • Funny D&D side quests and ridiculous party adventures • D&D parties taking simple quests way too seriously • Chickens, loot, failed ability checks, and terrible decisions • Fantasy comedy and chaotic adventuring parties • D&D character stories and unexpected disasters • Anyone who has ever said, "It should be easy." 🔔 Subscribe for more: Funny D&D songs, fantasy comedy, chaotic party adventures, character stories, epic combat songs, tavern anthems, and RPG-inspired music! Lyrics: The farmer lost a chicken, He offered us five gold. We found her by the fountain, So we thought we'd soon be home. The Ranger crept in slowly, Then lunged to grab the bird. It slipped beneath a wagon Before he touched a feather. The Rogue said, "I've got this," And vanished from our sight. She crept behind the chicken— It turned at just the right time. It was supposed to be easy, Five gold and a chicken to catch. We'd find her, bring her back home, And that would be that. A little run around the village, Then we'd be on our way. The Rogue blocked off the alley, Her dagger barred the way. The chicken kicked it sideways— The dagger came flying back. The Wizard cast a binding spell, The chicken ducked away. The Wizard watched it vanish, And stared into the street. "Is that really a chicken?" It was supposed to be easy, Five gold and a chicken to catch. Now every time we corner it, It finds another path. We're taking this personally, And we don't know why. The chicken hit the market, And Dave charged after it. He smashed through two displays And tumbled through a cart. He lunged to catch the chicken, Missed by half a mile, And landed upside down In someone's cabbage pile. The Paladin was screaming, "We are wrecking half the town To catch a chicken!" It was supposed to be easy, Five gold and a chicken to catch. We need to protect our dignity— This chicken cannot win! We've come too far to turn around, We're catching it tonight. We blocked the streets. We closed the gates. No way out. It found one gap— We chased it again. And again. Thirty-seven tries. We caught the damn chicken. Five gold earned. Fifty gold in damages. Half the day gone.. ⚙️ Credits & Info 🎵 Track: It Was Supposed To Be Easy 📌 Composition: Created with Suno AI ✍️ Lyrics & Visual Production: Kael Emberfall 🎨 Visuals: Created in DaVinci Resolve, ChatGPT ✨ Effects: Visualizer and particles by Vizzy 🏷️ Hashtags: #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #FunnyDnD #DnDSong #DnDHumor #DnDComedy #DnDParty #DnDStories #DnDMemes #FantasyComedy #DnDQuest #TabletopRPG #TTRPG #FunnySong #KaelEmberfall