They Gotta Stop Making Smurfs

In 2025, we received our fifth feature-length Smurfs film: Smurfs. Rihanna was crowned as our new Smurfette. Papa Smurf had succumbed to the numbing force of undulating club hits, his eyes perpetually half closed in sleepy bliss. I knew I had to make a video. So here are my smurfs (thoughts). Please also enjoy the article my friend JP, who I saw the movie with, wrote about his Smurf experience immediately afterwards: https://johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/... 💙 Edit: btw sorry for using both "whom" and "moreover" incorrectly in this video. I will atone 🙏 ♡ヽ(｡• ε •｡) patreon ★   / mothcub   tumblr ★   / mothcub   twitch ★   / mothcub_   insta ★   / mothcub_   bsky ★ https://bsky.app/profile/mothcub.bsky... merch ★ https://mothcub.neocities.org/merch 👕 ☆ ゜・。