Youtube Poop: Ethan Mars is Gay

(Warning, this video contains many spoilers to Heavy Rain) The wait is finally over, the storm has come, lets all celebrate by singing in the rain. This has to have been the hardest video I have ever worked on, and I hope this brings a smile to every who has been waiting patiently for it. Tonight's episode features Ethan Mars, who plays a dirty lowlife that refuses to take showers. One day Ethan lets his hormones get the best of him and accidentally kills Jason Mars. 2 Years later he learns never to try anything like that ever again, as he goes to play with Shaun at the park, but his clumsiness strikes when he loses Shaun in a terrible park accident. Now Ethan must go through a crazy adventure with Nahman and Scotty to get Shaun back! (P.S. If you are still reading this, have you found all of the secret videos? They're hidden across this poop, Good luck finding them all) (P.P.S Happy Valentines Day, everybody!)